Some Assembly Required ...

The Aquatic vibrating yabber. Some of her cousins have this too, and I won't be a bit surprised if they all grow up and become marine biologists: "Ellis, Macielinski, & Ellis - we save fishies".












The Graco "playard" (I think they made that word up) with vibrator, light, and nature sounds.
You might just find me passed out in this one.








The co-sleeper, we'll see how well this works ... "Do not leave child unattended!" -- um, I'm going to SLEEP next to it, and they know that. Or as a new parent will I be imbued with new magical attentiveness skills?